it's cloyd

Apparently my last name is REALLY difficult to pronounce.

I say, "Cloyd." You say, "Tolith."

I say, "Cloyd." You say, "Tloyt."

I say, "C-L-O-Y-D, as in David." You say, "Cloyt."

I say, "No, C-L-O-Y-D. D, as in David." You say, "Oh?"